Spring is here, the air is full of pollen, birds are chirping, potholes are in full bloom.
It’s strange that after the initial report, there really hasn’t been much in the news about the volcanic eruption in Iceland.
“Everyday, God gives us the sun – and also one moment in which we have the ability to change everything“ ~Paulo Coelho
Usually, a drive by shooting isn’t funny. It is though when the shooter forgets to roll down the window.
And then there is the burglars who tried to disguise themselves by coloring their faces with Sharpie markers instead of wearing masks.
When a guy in Wyoming was spotted stealing a bottle of booze from a store, he tried to escape by running out of the store and into the nearest building. It was the police station.
A man in Texas left his car running outside for a quick getaway after he robbed the drug store. Unfortunately for him, he locked his keys in the car.