Dumb criminals for the week.
This week we had two real winners. Is there a lot of sunspot activity this week, or is it a full moon?
Anyway, dumb criminal number one just got out of prison so he tries to hijack a car in the prison parking lot!
He got caught of course and his explanation was that he didn’t feel like walking.
If that’s not dumb enough for you, here’s dumb crook # 2. This guy tried to rob a store but the clerk told him he didn’t have the combination to open the safe, only the boss could do that. So the crook left his phone number and told the clerk to call him when the boss got in. The crook actually returned when he was called to find that the cops were waiting for him. Sometimes I think these guys want to get caught so they can get a few months free room and board. But maybe they really are dumber than a root vegetable.
Dogs and cats do not run around naked. They wear fur. Even short haired dogs are dressed more modestly than the guys in those spandex bike shorts. And the ballet dancers. I think some of the guys I see in the adds in this area for the Manassas Dance Company are really just wearing body paint.
In January, a man in California was seriously injured when he crashed his car. He wasn’t wearing a seat belt. Fortunately, he did have enough sense to strap in his twelve-pack or beer, so the beer escaped uninjured. You gotta have priorities.